A floating show and buffet in Pattaya. I like the cabaret show staged right on the boat, and I also like that the dinner is an international buffet with seafood plus Indian dishes. It’s a simple package: get on the water, eat well enough for the price, then enjoy a polished onboard performance with time to meet the performers.

My main caution is crowd and food pacing. If you prefer a relaxed, no-rush buffet line, you may find the start of the meal a bit chaotic, and a few recent guests reported issues like food arriving cool or the experience feeling shorter than advertised.

Key Things to Know Before You Go

• Cabaret onboard: A cabaret by transgender performers who’ve won Tiffany Beauty Contests is the centerpiece.
• Dinner plus drinks: International buffet dinner, seafood and Indian options, plus unlimited beer and soft drinks.
• Time matters: Ticket exchange runs 6:00–6:15 pm, boarding 6:20–6:30 pm, cruise 6:30–8:00 pm.
• On-deck setting: The boat mixes Thai teak wood detailing with a 20th-century Shanghai-style look.
• Buffet rush risk: Some guests found the buffet got crowded right away, so be ready to move.

The 90-Minute Pattaya Dinner Cruise: What It Feels Like

This is a classic “three-in-one” Pattaya night out: dinner on a boat, a show, then cruising views of Pattaya Bay. With a tight 90-minute runtime, the schedule is built to keep things moving, not to linger.

What I like most is the convenience. You don’t have to plan dinner plus a separate evening activity. The buffet is already there, the drinks are included, and the cabaret happens on board, which means you’re not hopping around town after dark.

The experience also suits people who want a fun cultural performance without overthinking it. If you’re in Pattaya for a short stay, a cruise like this gives you a memorable evening with minimal logistics.

Where You’ll Be Going: Balihai Pier E and the Real Timing

You’ll start at All Star Cruise Pattaya at Balihai Pier E. The schedule is very specific, so treat it like a clocked theater night rather than a casual dinner.

Here’s how the timing works:

• Ticket exchange: 6:00–6:15 pm
• Boarding: 6:20–6:30 pm
• Cruise: 6:30–8:00 pm

You’ll want buffer time. Pier lines and ticket exchanges can eat up minutes fast, especially on busy nights. If you arrive close to 6:20, you might feel rushed before you even step on board.

Boarding the Boat: Teak Wood Meets Shanghai-Style

Once you board, expect an onboard welcome that gets the mood going right away. The boat has decorative touches, including Thai teak wood detailing and a 20th-century Shanghai-style design.

That matters more than it sounds. You’re spending your dinner time inside a themed space, not just on a plain vessel. Even if the main draw is the show and the buffet, the setting makes the evening feel like a proper “event,” not just a trip on the water.

There’s also a welcome dance moment along with appetizers. It’s a quick start, designed to switch you from daytime Pattaya mode into evening entertainment mode.

The Buffet Dinner: Seafood and Indian Options That Cover Most Palates

The buffet is where you’ll spend most of your time before the show. The spread is described as international, with seafood and Indian dishes among the options, plus other familiar items.

In practical terms, this kind of mix is made for variety. If you’re traveling with a group and half the people want seafood while the other half want spicier or more curry-style dishes, the buffet is designed to keep everyone fed without everyone needing the same thing.

One thing to watch: with a buffet on a moving schedule, timing can affect food temperature and how calm the line feels. A recent guest complaint called out cold or basic food quality, and another pointed to buffet chaos early on. That doesn’t mean every night is like that, but it tells you what to set your expectations around.

My advice: go with the mindset of a good-value dinner, not a fine-dining meal. If you’re sensitive about hot-food quality, you’ll probably have better luck getting your first plate early rather than waiting for the crowd to thin.

Drinks Are Included: Unlimited Beer and Soft Drinks

Your ticket includes unlimited beer and soft drinks. That’s a big chunk of the value, because drinks alone can add up quickly at bars and venues.

A practical note from one guest: they felt the beer wasn’t as fresh as it should be because ice was added. So if you’re picky about beer temperature or taste, you might still enjoy it, but don’t expect craft-level standards.

For you, the best move is to pace yourself. The cruise is 90 minutes. If you drink heavily early, the show can feel less enjoyable.

The Cabaret Show: The Main Event Onboard

The cabaret show is the headline attraction. It’s performed by transgender performers described as princesses on board, and the group has won previous Tiffany Beauty Contests. That track record is a useful clue: this isn’t just a casual lip-sync set. It’s presented like a real entertainment production.

This is also one of the most interactive parts of the evening. After the performance, you can take photos and interact with the performers.

That photo time is part of the appeal, but it’s also where you should be careful with expectations. One review mentioned that the final segment felt focused on photos for a small charge (100 Baht mentioned). Since that’s not listed as part of the included package data, treat it as an optional add-on that may apply, depending on how the onboard process runs.

If meeting the performers is a must for you, bring a little cash just in case you want a photo. If you’re not interested, you can still enjoy the show without getting caught up in the photo line.

Views of Pattaya Bay: Nice, Not a Long Cruise

You get scenic views of Pattaya during the cruise, but remember the time frame: the boat trip runs from 6:30 to 8:00 pm. So think of the views as part of the atmosphere while you eat and watch—not a long sightseeing cruise.

Still, nighttime on the water tends to feel different from being on shore. Even if your goal is the cabaret, you’ll likely enjoy stepping out (if there’s space) for a few minutes to take in the bay and lights before the show wraps.

Crowd, Space, and Buffet Behavior: The Part You Can’t Ignore

This is where the experience can vary more than you’d hope. One complaint described the boarding as busy and not well organized, with limited room to move. Another criticized buffet rush behavior and said there wasn’t a clear official opening to control the flow.

So how do you handle it as a smart, low-stress traveler?

• Arrive on time for exchange and boarding so you’re not the last ones on board.
• Plan to get food efficiently early rather than hovering and waiting.
• If you’re traveling with kids or anyone sensitive to crowding, treat the buffet period as the most challenging segment of the night.

If you go in expecting a smooth, slow dinner service, you may feel frustrated. If you go in expecting a lively show night with a moving schedule, you’ll likely enjoy yourself more.

Price and Value: Is $45 Worth It?

At around $45 per person for a 90-minute cruise, you’re buying three things together: dinner, drinks, and cabaret entertainment. All are explicitly included, which helps the value case.

Here’s the practical way to judge it:

• If you would pay for a cabaret ticket anyway, the included show lowers the effective cost.
• Unlimited beer and soft drinks make the price feel more forgiving than a dinner-only ticket.
• The buffet covers multiple tastes (seafood + Indian + international), so it works for mixed groups.

The risk isn’t the concept. The risk is execution on a particular evening—especially around crowding and whether food is hot when you plate it. A few complaints flagged food being cold or basic. That’s not the same as a total fail, but it means you should eat with a realistic mindset: this is a value buffet, not a gourmet tasting menu.

Who This Cruise Fits Best

This is a good match if you want:

• an easy Pattaya night with one ticket covering dinner plus entertainment
• a cabaret show experience with photo interaction afterward
• an evening that includes drinks without extra bar stops

It may not be ideal if:

• you hate crowds or tight movement on boats
• you expect a calm, orderly buffet service
• you’re extremely picky about hot food temperature

For first-timers to Pattaya entertainment, it’s straightforward. For regular nightlife folks, it’s best as a “one-evening highlight” rather than a deep dive into the city’s scene.

Should You Book This All Star Dinner Cruise?

Book it if you want a simple, all-in-one evening: buffet dinner (seafood and Indian options), unlimited beer and soft drinks, and a cabaret show on board by performers with Tiffany Beauty Contest wins. The interactive photo time is also a big plus if that’s part of what you came for.

Skip it (or at least adjust expectations) if you know you’ll struggle with busy logistics, buffet rush crowds, or if you need reliably hot, high-end buffet food. In that case, you might enjoy the show but feel less happy with the dinner rhythm.

If you do book, aim to arrive early for the ticket exchange and be ready to grab food quickly when it opens.

FAQ

How long is the Pattaya All Star Dinner Cruise?

The cruise duration is 90 minutes.

What’s included in the price?

The ticket includes the dinner cruise, a cabaret performance, an international buffet with seafood and Indian food options, and unlimited beer and soft drinks.

Is hotel pickup and drop-off included?

No, hotel pickup and drop-off are not included.

Where is the meeting point?

The meeting point is All star cruise Pattaya (Balihai Pier E).

What time do I exchange my ticket and board?

Ticket exchange is from 6:00 pm to 6:15 pm, and boarding is from 6:20 pm to 6:30 pm.

When does the cruise start and end?

The cruise time is 6:30 pm to 8:00 pm.